Wednesday

Maybe Flanders won't know where my new office is.

Flanders used to work at another company that I'll call NCH. Anyway, no mater what the subject Flanders has an antic dote from his NCH days. Usually NCH, as portrayed by Flanders is this utopian society where all the fixtures are gold, and the faucets poured the finest wine. His description of NCH is like an effing Victoria's Secret commercial.

We built a patio out back for smokers...'at NCH we had this long hallway with it's separate ventilation system'

We had rats 'at NCH they used these high tech sonar devices that kept all rodents away'

We have foundation problems 'at NCH we rested on air & cotton candy in the cradle of God's love'

NCH NCH NCH!!!

Dude, why did you leave? Were you cast out of Heaven? Eff NCH and Eff you!


Music-The Dan band (okay it's one joke, but I like it for now)
Book- We thought you would be prettier